Confucius says: Herro

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor
Andy Ie
I WANT A PET SNAIL SO BADLY RIGHT NOW!

I WANT A PET SNAIL SO BADLY RIGHT NOW!

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Finally someone says whats going…

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The things america does…

Trebel me this?

There is one nice thing about those with giant egos, they never seem to talk about other people.